Just like Christianity had the birth of Jesus, inhabitants of the guitar world had the arrival of THE KLON; the physical incarnation of God, born of the virgin mojo, to return the people of Earth’s faith in creamy toanz.
Lord Klon quickly rose to fame among its early disciples, but was ridiculed and tormented by followers of the realism faith.
These rational thinkers could not comprehend Klon’s heavenly qualities, and they swiftly put Klon before a jury of the wise-men of forumisia. The elsuive Klon was nailed to a breadboard, probed and analized in attempt to transfer the magical power of Toan to Earthlings.
Klon became extinct, and ascended to heaven[ly status]. Thus the birth of Klon marks the end of the vintage testament of Gearism.
7thString on a thread about what is considered vintage on Ultimate Guitar
Idk if this is original or if he copied it, but it made me laugh a lot.(via fuckyeaheffectspedals)
Lucky human getting pointed at by Brandon. 🙏 #thekillers #brandonflowers